Oh come on menstruation,
I know you’re on your way.
Enough with all the bullshit
No more warning signs okay?
~
I don’t need a goddamn pimple
Or a dose of teary grumps,
No more bloat or weird food cravings,
No more headaches or boob lumps.
~
I know when you are coming –
You don’t need to arrogate
My life for weeks you nasty mole
I mean I know the bloody date.
~
I have a calendar of course
And it’s been twenty five odd years.
Of monthly bloody dates,
So make your extras disappear.
Categories: Stories & Poems
Tags: menstruation, PERIODS, PMS, PMT, poetry