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EAT YOUR DINNER

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I think I’m going to shout again,

Or maybe I will cry,

While three annoying little shits,

Refuse to eat their pie.

I haven’t  baked in any carrot,

Or sneaky peas or beans,

Forget the goodness, just fill up,

Or else I’ll have to scream.

No don’t just eat the pastry bits,

You have to have some meat,

Come on you bogans have a bite,

And you might get a treat.

No don’t  you throw that fork away,

Or I will throw your train

And no you can’t have cheerios,

Don’t ask me that again.

Oh now you tell me that you think

My cooking tastes like arse

Well you know what? I hate that painting

You brought home from class.

And I will give you arse my friends,

With cold pig kidney stew

You’ll be begging for my pie

I am telling you.

You know what else? You’ll never grow,

You’ll always be that small,

You’ll never drive a tractor

Or dance in the town hall.

Oh please my darlings, I love you,

And I just want the best,

With empty tummies you might wake

And interrupt my rest.

Okay okay, I’ll take the pie

And chuck it in the bin.

Here have the fucking cheerios

I’m going to get a gin.

PRECIOUS

Remember those late summer days, with the hum

Of insects and shimmering heat and that sun

That low golden, ‘I’m in love’ sun?

Remember the songs we could hear in the trees,

The scent of hot grass and the warm salted breeze,

That thistledown-wish laden breeze?

Remember the lemonade smile on your face,

The knowing that we all belong in this place,

This dearly-held, storybook place?

Remember the stepping of cattle grids and

The stick of warm mulberry juice on our hands,

Our high swinging, finger-linked hands?

Remember the swings made for you – and the slide?

With love and the hope you might linger outside

Until housework is done stay outside.

I know that I shouted and wished you would grow

So I could stop work and just breathe and be slow,

Lie low, plateau and go slow.

But now I will sit on the old rusted swing,

And wonder how I can turn back everything,

Every precious and slippery-gone thing.

I don’t want the slow, I’d like some more fast

Some more of the hurry in our busy past,

That precious, that happy-skip past.

The insects still hum and the late light is gold,

But the breeze is now heavy with wishes grown cold,

A wistful and childgone-sad cold.

Colour Me In

Will you colour me in,

I feel a bit bland?

Could you draw a big smile,

Put a flower in my hand?

Will you cover the tired

You see in my eyes?

Put some pink in my cheeks

And some blue in my skies?

I’d like a striped dress

And a large yellow hat

A polka dot purse

And a fluffy white cat.

Oh please colour me in,

Your crayons are new;

And I feel quite old

With a sickly grey hue.

In My Dreams

I am going to write a book,

Design a fashion line,

I am going to study French,

Create a sparkling wine.

I’d really like to buy a horse

And learn to figure skate,

And oh I’d like to make a frame

From bits of broken plate.

I am going to learn to surf,

And grow a veggie patch,

Then I might see how I would do

In a boxing match.

I think I’ll do my masters

In something very smart,

And then I’ll wow the populace

With my inspiring art.

I’ll write and star in my own film,

And sew a patchwork quilt.

My house will be forever clean,

I’ll not know mother-guilt.

I will seduce my husband,

Every other day,

Home school my children,

Wax my legs

Take home enormous pay.

And oh I will be humble,

Likeable and kind.

I’ll master a souffle,

Raise money for the blind.

I’ll try to save the children,

And then maybe the whales,

I’ll hike the Himalayas.

Manicure my lawns and nails.

But first I’ll make that birthday cake,

And wipe that pooey bum,

And shit, I need to get the mail,

And telephone my mum.

Perhaps I’ll never do it all,

Who knows what comes between,

But in the end at least I know

I’ll always have my dreams.

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